for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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