I feel like abortions should bother me more
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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