Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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