Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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