I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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