I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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