I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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