capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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