yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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