Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(810): View more from Michigan

i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

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(209): View more from California

I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.

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(406): View more from Montana

you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob

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(209): View more from California

come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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(201): View more from New Jersey

After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"

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(480): View more from Arizona

Did you cry?

(518): View more from New York

I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though

(480): View more from Arizona

Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation

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(260): View more from Indiana

I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.

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