Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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