Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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