If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
operation harelip BJ is a go
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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