My Higher Power is John Stamos
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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