you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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