yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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