She announced her abortion via fbk
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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