thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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