If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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