I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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