he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
we should paint friendship bongs
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