Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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