Your tits are I can't wait for
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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