just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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