kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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