I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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