i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
