Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
