if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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