Did you just see the Batmobile???
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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