Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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