Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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