I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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