i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
