this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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