its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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