He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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