hotel room ftw
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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