I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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