just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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