we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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