why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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