I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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