At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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