i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
is that a dick in a sweater?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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