Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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