that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I think I am morally bankrupt
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree