too bad you live with your parents still
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
A+ Viking dick