Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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