I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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