Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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