try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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