can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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