Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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