at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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