i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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